The Negotiator

Creekbrook Hams

Gentleman's Guide: Compromises

"Even the most refined of men can find themselves in the midst of an argument. A true gentleman can move past differences and reach common ground. When confronted with such situations a man shall react with tact, conviction, and regard." ----Jaume Franch

Dr. Awkward experienced a rift this past weekend that threatened to tear a ripped hole in the very fibers of the groups existence.

Justin was discussing the trouble he was having finding room for all the dynamite he had recently acquired.

Evan "Boom Boom" Lopez could not believe Justin had anywhere near the amount of dynamite he claimed and that he was a fool for thinking that he was the "new" Dynamite King of Philadelphia.

Everyone knows Boom Boom moves the dynamite in this town.

There is only one way to settle an argument of this magnitude.......................

Milwaukee Stand-Off!!!!

Clink.

The guys started out with some standard openers. Evan went straight for the Slam...

While Justin countered with "Lip, Grip, Flip and Rip"...

Glugging.

The Pharaoh

The Mage

The "Dan Conner"

Friendship....

Sneak Attack

Cutting out the middleman

Look out! It's Thanksgiving!

Holy crap it is Thanksgiving! I can't believe it has been a year already since the last time Dr. Awkward congregated to celebrate the rape of a native culture and the pillaging of their land. Though last years dinner went without a major incident, the sum of the minor ones was enough to convince us that a group gathering was just not in the cards this year.



Instead we would like to take this time to take stock, look inside ourselves, and share what Thanksgiving means to us and for what we will be giving thanks this year. Thanksgiving, contrary to popular belief, isn't about food, fun, family, fantasy, and friends. It is about the feeling deep down inside that each of us finds on that special Thursday. That feeling that we can't believe we have to go through the motions for another year or maybe it is just a turkey and stuffing fueled dump. Whatever it is it makes us thankful as shit and here some of those things we are thankful for:











Happy Thanksgiving

Uncle Awkward

Again?

Patrick: Steppin' Out

Impressions!

Dr.Awkward is capable of many things. One of those many things, perhaps our specialty, is impressions. From Winston Churchill to that guy in that TV show you love. We can do them all. You might say 'Really, every one of yous is good at impressions? I find that hard to believe.' Well watch and learn, rookie. Hey you're so smart, why don't we see if you can guess which.......nah I'll just tell you in case you don't get out that much.

Larry Flynt


Peter Faulk


Bob Dole


Mick Jagger


Howie Long


Abe Lincoln


Your welcome.

This Halloween, the scariest place in South Philly is Dr. Awkward's Spooktacular Haunted Row House. Dr. Awkward is taking horror to horrific and horrifying to new heights of horror with special effects, professional actors and a level of realism more than justifying the $45 admission price

Within the walls of The Haunted Row House you'll experience scream-inducing sights, shocking sounds and soul-destroying scares lurking at every turn. The first stop on our spine-tingling traverse is: THE LIVING-DEAD ROOM!!

















Then, struggle to maintain your sanity in THE GHOULISH GALLERY!

















Next, you can take a few steps closer to hell, and see the monstrosities we've got stored our BLOODY BASEMENT!!

















If you're brave enough, you can see what's cooking in THE KILLER'S KITCHEN! Who know what manner of nightmarish creature stalks these tiled floors.

















Finally, face the ultimate terror of the unknown. Reach into our HORROR HOLE and feel the fright!

































Dr. Awkward's Spooktacular Haunted Row House is not recommended for children younger than 10, the weak of heart, pregnant women, or chickens!

















Closes October 31, Don't miss out on the madness! Save your ticket stub, %15 discount for repeat guests!






































Food and beverages such as coffee, hot chocolate, soda, pretzels, hot dogs and popcorn will be available for purchase.

Betchya Cant

Comedy Tips: Warming up

We may make it look easy folks but comedy just doesn't happen on its own these days. The key to comedy success is to be prepared. Dr. Awkward has come to this conclusion after doing nothing and having it produce less than favorable results. Take doing sketches for example, you would think you can just run up on stage or stand up on the bus, say some silly shit and everyone thinks it's gangbusters. Well, no.....comedy just doesn't work that way. What makes good comedy you say? Well shut the fuck up and let me tell you. It is a complex regimen of pre-sketch stretches,workouts, calistedics, and physical abuse that get those comedic juices flowing. Here's how we break it down before we bring the funny.

First off you have to stay loose. This is crucial. Loose as a goose. You want feel like you have had at least five beers 80% of the time you are performing. The other 20% is a combination of keeping up an extreme sweat and having a stomach ache. If this sounds and seems uncomfortable to you, you're wrong and you should just stop reading this because you don't have what it takes to make it. Loser.

The first workout is used to develop trust. If your comedy team lacks trust, you're in some big trouble. You will crash and burn at the mere attempt of humor.
Trust falls are indispensable. They not only instill group confidence, they keep you light on your toes. Any one can fall at a moments notice. For those of you feeling a little more adventurous, take it up a notch with some trust surgery.
After establishing trust, it is imperative that you take a shit.
Clear bowels are the life blood a sketch. This can not be stressed enough. You don't want that coming out mid-scene.

To be properly warmed and ready to go you have to know the game plan. If someone is not set or runs the wrong route, your jokes will fall flat and you will look like a bunch of amateurs. Always study your playbook.
What you guys don't have playbooks?...Jesus, you're hopeless.

Alright we now have trust, clean empty stomachs, and a feeling of self satisfaction that will last for minutes. The last on the list is probably the toughest. Of course I talking about.......... the veggie tray.
Eat it up, the more dip you use the funnier you are on stage.

So there you go. Cats out of the bag. You want to make little comedy? You want make some people laugh? This is how it works. You just have to stick to the plan.

"Patrick: Cobbler"