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Really, this was found inside the trunk of a car that was set on fire and found behind Target. We don't really know how it got there, but are sure glad someone brought it back. You tend to lose things when you let foreign people borrow them on New Years Eve.</div>
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Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-35310212409410269192012-01-25T10:52:00.002-05:002012-01-25T10:57:02.148-05:00OVER 1 MILLION WICKED AWESOMENESSES!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9jAsjXzfcNi6pkx8GQh6opcak3p5o5NC79aysSGrlLkNNiEBlHnVDvDUsDuKp_tykLTz4xGpzj3CpXqNS3TiJCdmHfyfmUxndf4-Eb8FDj6bXSixR7iOcBi6sQ34vZgCCU9Vfou2yTQ4w/s1600/Star-Wars-Uncut-2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 393px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9jAsjXzfcNi6pkx8GQh6opcak3p5o5NC79aysSGrlLkNNiEBlHnVDvDUsDuKp_tykLTz4xGpzj3CpXqNS3TiJCdmHfyfmUxndf4-Eb8FDj6bXSixR7iOcBi6sQ34vZgCCU9Vfou2yTQ4w/s400/Star-Wars-Uncut-2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5701598245580804002" /></a><br /><br />Thanks to the <a href="http://www.starwarsuncut.com">makers</a>, and over a million fans for pushing this mofo sky high, with us in two separate sections!In case you haven't seen it, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ezeYJUz-84">Check it out on youtube!</a><br /><br />Check out our bits <a href="http://thedrawkward.blogspot.com/2009/11/dr-awkwards-star-wars-clip-273.html">here</a> and <a href="http://thedrawkward.blogspot.com/2009/10/star-wars-uncut-clip-365.html">here</a>.Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-32831217023306715152010-10-29T10:57:00.000-04:002010-10-29T10:58:08.662-04:00RUK!!!<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CLDjAdAvMGE?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CLDjAdAvMGE?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-60827042223149470502010-09-21T10:32:00.000-04:002010-09-21T10:33:41.647-04:00Dr. Awkward Dating Service!<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KuW-z82T1D0?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KuW-z82T1D0?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-70189753432287792382010-07-22T21:58:00.003-04:002010-07-27T17:08:08.523-04:00MASTERS OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY!?<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EE2zN5s2x3U&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EE2zN5s2x3U&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-68771030839934882652010-07-02T12:47:00.001-04:002010-07-02T12:47:46.662-04:00The GNOME!!!<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N9YjXIiXrNo&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N9YjXIiXrNo&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-16169059132409522222010-04-09T11:33:00.000-04:002010-04-09T11:34:31.296-04:00ROBOT COP!!!<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YzqrbSJCyHA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YzqrbSJCyHA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-15831520512949510892009-12-06T20:30:00.002-05:002009-12-06T20:35:20.999-05:00Hey Internet,Learn the fucking alphabet!<br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />Dr.Awkward<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HTr30CPuU9w&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HTr30CPuU9w&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-56379055201380512662009-11-10T11:04:00.000-05:002009-11-10T11:05:00.651-05:00Dr Awkward's Star Wars Clip 273<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/upuToNysnqM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/upuToNysnqM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-30512585673289691912009-10-29T11:45:00.001-04:002009-10-29T11:46:21.302-04:00Star Wars Uncut clip 365<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SQSeOUzHA0s&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SQSeOUzHA0s&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Check out www.starwarsuncut.com for lots more!Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-30477135884059554222009-10-26T19:13:00.000-04:002009-10-26T19:14:31.294-04:00Devil's Night<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BgZFmkbEyiw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BgZFmkbEyiw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-16137000556027197322009-10-17T17:18:00.000-04:002009-10-17T17:19:36.392-04:00Dr. Awkward Insurance<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w41bJU5_Y3M&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w41bJU5_Y3M&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Evan m. Lopezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651798170849467924noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-34028389872740215952009-10-09T18:13:00.001-04:002009-10-09T18:14:55.212-04:00Experimental Medication<span>An unfortunate accident befalls an innocent young boy. Little does his mother know that the attending physician is the treacherous DR. REYNOLDS REYNOLDS! and this time, he's concocted a new wonder-drug, with deadly side-effects.</span><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NW56qAGElY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NW56qAGElY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-59552251871773192412009-09-23T20:56:00.007-04:002009-09-26T07:44:59.742-04:009/23/09 8:57:04pm PDT - Urgent Video InterceptThis video has been intercepted by US intelligence officers, located at an undisclosed location, somewhere in the Pacific Rim. It contains the last known whereabouts of Vega Corp. CEO, <a href="http://thedrawkward.blogspot.com/2008/11/look-out-its-thanksgiving.html">Cardimone</a>. This Video is Top Secret, so keep your f'in mouth shut.<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMTYRcXLXHg&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMTYRcXLXHg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />-end transmission-Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-1169034459346234742009-09-19T00:21:00.001-04:002009-09-19T00:32:54.081-04:00Waiting on a Pizza<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gOASlOaLzDA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gOASlOaLzDA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-52913616145177704572009-08-18T11:34:00.001-04:002009-08-18T11:34:54.216-04:00Dr Awkward's Bloopabouts and Outey-Takes!!!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HgV8h5Xd_t8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HgV8h5Xd_t8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-22021657394659971002009-08-18T11:33:00.000-04:002009-08-18T11:34:02.461-04:00Ask Uncle Awkward<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fz_LvPkRHZE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fz_LvPkRHZE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-50233799254370619682009-08-11T17:06:00.001-04:002009-08-11T17:09:51.714-04:00Ask Uncle Awkward<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JiMa9ZH87kA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JiMa9ZH87kA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-54776880570006605642009-08-03T19:25:00.000-04:002009-08-03T19:28:00.329-04:00Ask Uncle Awkward<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ui6jsS3W_nk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ui6jsS3W_nk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-55921427204424341542009-07-27T22:12:00.001-04:002009-07-27T22:19:54.776-04:00Summer Time!It is summer time bitches, enjoy it!<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FzrLwFevR98&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FzrLwFevR98&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-81293556444703948502009-07-07T18:35:00.013-04:002009-07-07T20:14:59.552-04:00VR2009We have lived in the future. No I am serious. We have lived in the future and we went right past it. There was a time that the future was donning a helmet or mask or suit, plugging in and taking a nice cool dip into the murky waters of a Virtual Reality. That time was 1992. The virtual world was an open canvas for your imagination. It was an escape to a world in which you controlled your destiny, desires, and where you could surpass your human limitations. Advance to the next level.<br /><br />Well digging through our basement last week, Dr.Awkward has found the way back. Grab your Doc's, Discman, and flannels and let's step into the other side.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl24BmSHvrVFvK-6mBGEyua1CAMZCzJ1va0ptZNjKDTecXMZVpir70BsaKA4NUNBqPKxn7E_wSEq8xMTWaJkP_v8ioLvbpzvviKqp7ZjGm63geA49E7x94SCgjk7LGU3VW-H5z1KXA7CXv/s1600-h/checkhands.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl24BmSHvrVFvK-6mBGEyua1CAMZCzJ1va0ptZNjKDTecXMZVpir70BsaKA4NUNBqPKxn7E_wSEq8xMTWaJkP_v8ioLvbpzvviKqp7ZjGm63geA49E7x94SCgjk7LGU3VW-H5z1KXA7CXv/s400/checkhands.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355858491922390866" border="0" /></a>This is your standard VR setup of the day. I can not believe we were one the few that actually hung onto theirs. These things were like VCR's and microwaves in 1992, everyone had them, if not one, a spare on top of that. For you younger readers out there, that <span style="font-style: italic;">funny looking personal video viewer</span> is actually an Adult Size VR Helmet. And those "weirdo" gloves, yep you guessed it, VR Gloves, junior.<br /><br />The virtual world is nothing to be scared of, the VRuser is always in control. Your first few experiences of VR can be jarring. The utter freedom and power can stifle the initial fulfillment taken from your travels. For an experienced VRuser it can be magical.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB68qH8_a0GC7AQqA2fGoFv3W7-YgJMhFbgkLr7XqtcGUnFup6u4gQ9wgPvOBg71k5mCBinMl399MBtrUgEvJOG6uKhRHChg2Sxht-YxebLYJFIrm8swBzxavA-LSAeU2Yk8PdG0ifTYpc/s1600-h/checkhands2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB68qH8_a0GC7AQqA2fGoFv3W7-YgJMhFbgkLr7XqtcGUnFup6u4gQ9wgPvOBg71k5mCBinMl399MBtrUgEvJOG6uKhRHChg2Sxht-YxebLYJFIrm8swBzxavA-LSAeU2Yk8PdG0ifTYpc/s400/checkhands2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355862099340940930" border="0" /></a>Magical. VR allows the VRuser to do anything that their mind can conjure. If you want to fly, you FLY!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSd64r1qWH2ww4bi-ITogyJ50u0RkjRMizVe8z8UvH3Zwo3aX2YAQYa3QbiDVEPep83U-0O9tWexVh1ogK7ZGKm0linUR6lAyh1F9YkGpT4bWmdUhOKqcNYmPKMVXAJl8SR6C_vhnl8_25/s1600-h/roof2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSd64r1qWH2ww4bi-ITogyJ50u0RkjRMizVe8z8UvH3Zwo3aX2YAQYa3QbiDVEPep83U-0O9tWexVh1ogK7ZGKm0linUR6lAyh1F9YkGpT4bWmdUhOKqcNYmPKMVXAJl8SR6C_vhnl8_25/s400/roof2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355865060044714962" border="0" /></a>It is that easy. Even though you are traversing galaxies and universes of your own design, the VRuser is safe within the confines of home.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOmzCZ_77jDrwzrJDWTntqLSyDuR9m7NRvK9bJUaUoLo8bknmNxLmQS3fLEFFr4W9CtyQGiGyCKltP8Ut-gb9VDiR6QcyTdrrCsDD3JfL9z56JqIZLsGC67Tz96bLO36JbdSiSkaWSoY4E/s1600-h/roof.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOmzCZ_77jDrwzrJDWTntqLSyDuR9m7NRvK9bJUaUoLo8bknmNxLmQS3fLEFFr4W9CtyQGiGyCKltP8Ut-gb9VDiR6QcyTdrrCsDD3JfL9z56JqIZLsGC67Tz96bLO36JbdSiSkaWSoY4E/s400/roof.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355865832644460290" border="0" /></a>With limitless possibility at your finger tips, you are free to do what ever your fingertips would like. Maybe, say, pilot alien spacecraft to regions unknown......<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2nr5jyJdpfHGythV61CtLiLO51IAA_yU4tJODH-jtgehI13AObLEN_S07AcqTfwTnjPLMDRd2SKOt7L1Wm1zaBZhuvk-Ta8XM5xai2IZ3GyCANnncpIrlwmJ3p81reJyigvtXPqTU14iV/s1600-h/firestart2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2nr5jyJdpfHGythV61CtLiLO51IAA_yU4tJODH-jtgehI13AObLEN_S07AcqTfwTnjPLMDRd2SKOt7L1Wm1zaBZhuvk-Ta8XM5xai2IZ3GyCANnncpIrlwmJ3p81reJyigvtXPqTU14iV/s400/firestart2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355867471800718146" border="0" /></a>while never leaving the kitchen.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL79swFiOtKf1c9s8uGOQD6ybxoycAOvUQjLtUnJ5JhIEutZPxAy7BgfwmJj0B24tS10PJ_WlfWH6Op9Z-KSSBOvUDIflXUynXERJbSqui5P5MQc1O7rYAehJiy9ekCWQ3p4qWjyUj2WUS/s1600-h/firestart.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL79swFiOtKf1c9s8uGOQD6ybxoycAOvUQjLtUnJ5JhIEutZPxAy7BgfwmJj0B24tS10PJ_WlfWH6Op9Z-KSSBOvUDIflXUynXERJbSqui5P5MQc1O7rYAehJiy9ekCWQ3p4qWjyUj2WUS/s400/firestart.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355868062555646898" border="0" /></a>Or just lose yourself, start playing God, and create yourself a VRPet or two and train them into ideal virtual beings.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQOkIxfazx5py06iu-YSIDO_UgmjF0Zl5le_SIc0jjdo7WOwmSHMatuotRdYX5BUF3lEVA1QfSdwRR6ey5JGA96ApkxOrND6AKaFS6XMr4xO1FCQpaq5umxDCcK1aAIja5iw4fvP5wEN_E/s1600-h/housefire2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQOkIxfazx5py06iu-YSIDO_UgmjF0Zl5le_SIc0jjdo7WOwmSHMatuotRdYX5BUF3lEVA1QfSdwRR6ey5JGA96ApkxOrND6AKaFS6XMr4xO1FCQpaq5umxDCcK1aAIja5iw4fvP5wEN_E/s400/housefire2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355868966449490738" border="0" /></a>Now I must warn you, newer VRusers are more susceptable to succomb to the lure of the virtual world and all its enticements, as they have not lived with such a powerful and awe inspiring technology as staple of their edutainment. With frequent use, the lines that usually seperate the real from the virtual will become, not so much blurred, as crystal clear. After prolonged use you will wonder how you have lived without this wonderful release from the modern world.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcRzu0jei_R_V_Y_uTKbeNf0W1foiSMb_DsKHaQZ2m2j3MVhi5VxAqFjS4c3ljOYjUYoCso5I7yuuVzF_C_L8P0fNnHfAY8uBpGezAzVm246ZvVSI2_8Cn79SnXOh9qazspioFbN4IZzSL/s1600-h/housefire.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcRzu0jei_R_V_Y_uTKbeNf0W1foiSMb_DsKHaQZ2m2j3MVhi5VxAqFjS4c3ljOYjUYoCso5I7yuuVzF_C_L8P0fNnHfAY8uBpGezAzVm246ZvVSI2_8Cn79SnXOh9qazspioFbN4IZzSL/s400/housefire.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355869097679205346" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-90854036668452138532009-07-07T18:33:00.001-04:002009-07-07T18:34:29.571-04:00Doin' it<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n_Kl3OOQu4M&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n_Kl3OOQu4M&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-27423850779938229852009-06-21T21:46:00.002-04:002009-06-24T21:13:11.062-04:00The Rules<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZrwzmRmKvoE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZrwzmRmKvoE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-16791284521754979552009-06-14T23:00:00.001-04:002009-06-24T21:12:29.026-04:00Channel 33<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m0AAN_RubwU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m0AAN_RubwU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1134672795520158153.post-59304779760339896432009-04-29T19:15:00.032-04:002009-06-24T21:10:28.062-04:00TAINGO!Last Tuesday Dr. Awkward held our Twice Annual Invention Night and Gadget-Off (TAINGO). It has only been six months but the gears were really turning with the guys this time. A good showing all around....well mostly. Drew felt the need to push his now "classic" and still very original Guitar Gods video game. I don't know Drew, I think we've seen that one somewhere before and I think that has also been your invention for the last three TAINGOs. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp0Bnz0IuEkL2vgMoYQDjmqHdfS9lvVcrJArh4zkhdUyck4a00fwJELaxTD983lFMyEr1cpNfkKPtrISrXtOPbGj6NyTEfIBRBs86CUOVBaMu3GRPHXxwmr8QjSD5bjZvmXAVBHkkZv5nJ/s1600-h/1_drewshows.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp0Bnz0IuEkL2vgMoYQDjmqHdfS9lvVcrJArh4zkhdUyck4a00fwJELaxTD983lFMyEr1cpNfkKPtrISrXtOPbGj6NyTEfIBRBs86CUOVBaMu3GRPHXxwmr8QjSD5bjZvmXAVBHkkZv5nJ/s400/1_drewshows.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330267453592899778" border="0" /></a>Adam came through with The Toaster Shirt®. The Toaster Shirt® is the latest in breakfast technology. Running on solar panels sewn into the sleeves of the shirt, The Toaster Shirt® harnesses the suns rays to activate the super heated LED's located in the twin front pockets for perfectly browned toast everytime.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIXJEVyIrp5x0Y9-gVcc-kJz4OXuit73fQ72q5UqjwubVDL0i2inKZEe7aAfsi6Kk1D4Npk-nv9ZvAlSkBO9mxKYN8oyQk3y0Shu_QgshE1nUBbsVc9mOXFQlPRSAS2C8aV5p8VcvDal2q/s1600-h/3_toaster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIXJEVyIrp5x0Y9-gVcc-kJz4OXuit73fQ72q5UqjwubVDL0i2inKZEe7aAfsi6Kk1D4Npk-nv9ZvAlSkBO9mxKYN8oyQk3y0Shu_QgshE1nUBbsVc9mOXFQlPRSAS2C8aV5p8VcvDal2q/s400/3_toaster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330267452397524130" border="0" /></a>Look at that toast fly! Adam has plans to add butter and, if technological advances are in our favor, jam. If you can believe it, it can happen. The Toaster Shirt® is destined to singe the nipples of commuters everywhere.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1gw1vDbaF-1Q4RUURmTZ1Ch2c_BfqUo2Yh9P1r-O7ajAT8uFKkZNX9cQsAl_9NbBDrvDe8g7QJb8Th7j1kUefn-qf7dpMQ2SEqQ518pjD8XcE6rx8pJqLFJ7LCCgx9Qu6UoIJBWWnIu1M/s1600-h/2_toaster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1gw1vDbaF-1Q4RUURmTZ1Ch2c_BfqUo2Yh9P1r-O7ajAT8uFKkZNX9cQsAl_9NbBDrvDe8g7QJb8Th7j1kUefn-qf7dpMQ2SEqQ518pjD8XcE6rx8pJqLFJ7LCCgx9Qu6UoIJBWWnIu1M/s400/2_toaster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330267454944271522" border="0" /></a>This time out Dan introduced us to the Electric Wallet and I have to say it is about damn time. It is like one of those products you see and say 'No shit?! I can't believe I didn't think that up! It's so obvious, it's like discovering the can opener!' I have been walking around with a pair of AA's in mine like an idiot. No wonder the fucking thing barely works. The Electric Wallet, while still a prototype, will work with all standard outlet types in the US and most of Europe. Dan hopes to have it ready in time for the holiday season.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6seiiXq6bWVIGjIIIrBorfFxToxYp0zLD6eaEKwtIoCe9-0X41QagZ7ozqM_K730BVspFM-upl16jR9sE41Tri8uvKlLoU5jJE72WwUuJM7LlucoI-aRxEbhJ43DkBuSVNUl4c-HeCycb/s1600-h/4_shock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6seiiXq6bWVIGjIIIrBorfFxToxYp0zLD6eaEKwtIoCe9-0X41QagZ7ozqM_K730BVspFM-upl16jR9sE41Tri8uvKlLoU5jJE72WwUuJM7LlucoI-aRxEbhJ43DkBuSVNUl4c-HeCycb/s400/4_shock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266701082549970" border="0" /></a>Justin, on the other hand, had some tricks up his sleeve this time out.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX9ZKd5M4asgjTxm2WU121GF9dCT7WlEkT4DbTQz-OKMT0lOcktpwzGth6LT7wmLjmrLIO6JLYd0bslpYRea5jlDewUY6bo3oaT2YZqh5Ro9Dw3pemUoLDmQ9z4cOPnVvmDEOjRFaAaPd2/s1600-h/5_checkit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX9ZKd5M4asgjTxm2WU121GF9dCT7WlEkT4DbTQz-OKMT0lOcktpwzGth6LT7wmLjmrLIO6JLYd0bslpYRea5jlDewUY6bo3oaT2YZqh5Ro9Dw3pemUoLDmQ9z4cOPnVvmDEOjRFaAaPd2/s400/5_checkit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266698276867490" border="0" /></a>BLAM! Mo-fuckin' Time Machine!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiajPlA_e4ePSuXEmJg6bCnJVOqSqLxrOfRU1hpjW1M28D1_0hZfCEctz4O5u88KM5m_9iflIMVRNJ-AEZxZ4LQzmcf3CXYRvYsRNQfRj8qgCAIiy01ZHhwQfVCm96f1epMRFbZnm1aLacN/s1600-h/6_time-machine-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiajPlA_e4ePSuXEmJg6bCnJVOqSqLxrOfRU1hpjW1M28D1_0hZfCEctz4O5u88KM5m_9iflIMVRNJ-AEZxZ4LQzmcf3CXYRvYsRNQfRj8qgCAIiy01ZHhwQfVCm96f1epMRFbZnm1aLacN/s400/6_time-machine-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266695636681986" border="0" /></a>That's right a no fooling, genuine, certified, electrified machine designed to traverse time and space. Justin really hit the nail on the head with this one. You know, I really don't think "scientists" are doing too much these days. I don't know why it never occurred to one of those lab coats to even try using a hot tub. Well, Justin was obliged to indulge us, as we were pretty eager to see a demo of thing. He jumped in and WHOOOSH!SPLASH!PLOP!..........gone.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYMXtlb_9BKzmckF1_aPpWMNEIs3GQNBXezAvh9iZrBQRIDNp4qoFK6aouNlRGavjnUmY5P_eDjI1gFeW7x7dzCX3Xixqq8jaFB0y0Iq0BIEy5r4wuxrCzbBHJ8nXhy43B3Faua7FjKtJe/s1600-h/7_jbozin-transit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYMXtlb_9BKzmckF1_aPpWMNEIs3GQNBXezAvh9iZrBQRIDNp4qoFK6aouNlRGavjnUmY5P_eDjI1gFeW7x7dzCX3Xixqq8jaFB0y0Iq0BIEy5r4wuxrCzbBHJ8nXhy43B3Faua7FjKtJe/s400/7_jbozin-transit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266696417525026" border="0" /></a>Cole held no stops, despite the fact Justin had just disappeared into a glowing jacuzzi, and busted out his Invisible Circular Saw. Bullshit was called fairly quickly but that crazy son of a bitch went and sawed his own fucking hand off with the thing. Gross! It does however support both Dewalt and Craftsman batteries, which is a rarity.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil5AEDdvwEoijueKmIxviqa0JlkouIK3x-LIFtkCSI3n87Hsd4EujZzPrd2Ot0As72mAkHfOga9X4-JldXsLkE6Ny3pbIQN04jbl77DzlnOfWU2kgXn2qrAZItQWiqv5iuno5a9s2hH31d/s1600-h/8_colecut2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil5AEDdvwEoijueKmIxviqa0JlkouIK3x-LIFtkCSI3n87Hsd4EujZzPrd2Ot0As72mAkHfOga9X4-JldXsLkE6Ny3pbIQN04jbl77DzlnOfWU2kgXn2qrAZItQWiqv5iuno5a9s2hH31d/s400/8_colecut2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266694163369778" border="0" /></a>Cole, seeing that he now had a problem on his hand, decided to take the leap into the hot tub and take things back a few minutes. WHOOOSH!SPLASH!PLOP!..........gone.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaDwY81S5USvMSYpo4GO1_1grLI0Yen0SG639OPl_9Dnu-EDjxRabSsUG2UmqKm7J02S7ia4qOIUnWK2cqbxo5wcvt3Ob6SrEdidB3t7JjyeoPCbfWgSGFAGZ4g3u3qR8wEu02lvVtvnT1/s1600-h/9_colejump.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaDwY81S5USvMSYpo4GO1_1grLI0Yen0SG639OPl_9Dnu-EDjxRabSsUG2UmqKm7J02S7ia4qOIUnWK2cqbxo5wcvt3Ob6SrEdidB3t7JjyeoPCbfWgSGFAGZ4g3u3qR8wEu02lvVtvnT1/s400/9_colejump.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330265589230839090" border="0" /></a>Ironically, he dove in right at the moment Justin had rejoined us in the present. So for all you doubters out there, yeah, it works and no you can't use it.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwIkvTdUbMRmvcWDLMyar__nmfxdEF6HrhSABkaRF5dh0I_3egXj45lpTyzrXJ67jjgFfXO7qHdZdyolFdikgsEhB8XYslQZ0NnSwMdcyQ0U6SRs2ZFW7KikdziTB4FKOw25xncHAJL45_/s1600-h/10_coleback.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwIkvTdUbMRmvcWDLMyar__nmfxdEF6HrhSABkaRF5dh0I_3egXj45lpTyzrXJ67jjgFfXO7qHdZdyolFdikgsEhB8XYslQZ0NnSwMdcyQ0U6SRs2ZFW7KikdziTB4FKOw25xncHAJL45_/s400/10_coleback.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330265586244554466" border="0" /></a>A few moments later Cole emerged from the bubbling time tub with a new and far superior hand. One that no saw can destroy. No matter how visible. I am happy to report bionics are alive and well, and in our near future. If you thought tight pants, sleeve tattoos, and being an aloof douche bag were all the rage, just wait til March 2014, bitches.<br /><br />Drew took one look at Cole's new gear and felt an uncontrollable urge for some robo-flare of his own. He leaped into the machine. WHOOOSH!SPLASH!PLOP!..........gone<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjETTxpQrcnubTEbgHqWVbcDg5w_Eln3oQWuDHStfSo64f-oNV_ezEJK23tL5MVNbLBeEcD39WzieHik0iC7IKpnb6RoskNKFm5lBFwDPvpIK494qS5QRDmZNncAoRLwXha_Sxrq3248ujE/s1600-h/11_intransitdrew.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjETTxpQrcnubTEbgHqWVbcDg5w_Eln3oQWuDHStfSo64f-oNV_ezEJK23tL5MVNbLBeEcD39WzieHik0iC7IKpnb6RoskNKFm5lBFwDPvpIK494qS5QRDmZNncAoRLwXha_Sxrq3248ujE/s400/11_intransitdrew.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330267115629032978" border="0" /></a>While we were stunned by Cole's missing limb and his audacity to try and prove that invisible power tools were a practical solution for the modern contractor, Evan had slipped into and out of the time machine accomplishing what I suppose was a life long pursuit.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBSMQ63ZxCBnZ-vRBQVzHaMvR0rsRhOsYnuHUlXAfqvmGkfLiwU_NMmknBpzrQHX-wynyLEnh1Et4uITpw77Apskk5kCAa-bH-DdvVWI-sjyCKcp7MVdgh5bIQ4abYygqstwGhl7pPa3M7/s1600-h/12ewbible.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBSMQ63ZxCBnZ-vRBQVzHaMvR0rsRhOsYnuHUlXAfqvmGkfLiwU_NMmknBpzrQHX-wynyLEnh1Et4uITpw77Apskk5kCAa-bH-DdvVWI-sjyCKcp7MVdgh5bIQ4abYygqstwGhl7pPa3M7/s400/12ewbible.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330265582667012818" border="0" /></a>Apparently Evan wrote the Bible now. I say it out loud and I can't be sure it is true but I also don't remember the words of God coming from any other source. Smooth.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8VAeCMgIPdMLwtqhOCiQGfcH0pSYX1Sm4cwnPDVmoVpzWfCKln1ed8TXJCOPvP_1bovQQ89Kh3c1iW1vTmB-XYWASuwklXJfr4Y5UdArgdk4zZW0tWL6GDWIWG26QO0GgB-nyC-ujMVcI/s1600-h/13end.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8VAeCMgIPdMLwtqhOCiQGfcH0pSYX1Sm4cwnPDVmoVpzWfCKln1ed8TXJCOPvP_1bovQQ89Kh3c1iW1vTmB-XYWASuwklXJfr4Y5UdArgdk4zZW0tWL6GDWIWG26QO0GgB-nyC-ujMVcI/s400/13end.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330265365661520194" border="0" /></a>As we ended this year's TAINGO, Drew returned from his travels with a fun new lizard friend and a small case of gigantism. He was just in time for Evan to regale us with wild Bible tales of yore. Another TAINGO in the books. We will see you guys at the next TAINGO, until then keep creating. Opportunity is everywhere!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0