Gentleman's Guide: Compromises

"Even the most refined of men can find themselves in the midst of an argument. A true gentleman can move past differences and reach common ground. When confronted with such situations a man shall react with tact, conviction, and regard." ----Jaume Franch

Dr. Awkward experienced a rift this past weekend that threatened to tear a ripped hole in the very fibers of the groups existence.

Justin was discussing the trouble he was having finding room for all the dynamite he had recently acquired.

Evan "Boom Boom" Lopez could not believe Justin had anywhere near the amount of dynamite he claimed and that he was a fool for thinking that he was the "new" Dynamite King of Philadelphia.

Everyone knows Boom Boom moves the dynamite in this town.

There is only one way to settle an argument of this magnitude.......................

Milwaukee Stand-Off!!!!

Clink.

The guys started out with some standard openers. Evan went straight for the Slam...

While Justin countered with "Lip, Grip, Flip and Rip"...

Glugging.

The Pharaoh

The Mage

The "Dan Conner"

Friendship....

Sneak Attack

Cutting out the middleman

Look out! It's Thanksgiving!

Holy crap it is Thanksgiving! I can't believe it has been a year already since the last time Dr. Awkward congregated to celebrate the rape of a native culture and the pillaging of their land. Though last years dinner went without a major incident, the sum of the minor ones was enough to convince us that a group gathering was just not in the cards this year.



Instead we would like to take this time to take stock, look inside ourselves, and share what Thanksgiving means to us and for what we will be giving thanks this year. Thanksgiving, contrary to popular belief, isn't about food, fun, family, fantasy, and friends. It is about the feeling deep down inside that each of us finds on that special Thursday. That feeling that we can't believe we have to go through the motions for another year or maybe it is just a turkey and stuffing fueled dump. Whatever it is it makes us thankful as shit and here some of those things we are thankful for:











Happy Thanksgiving

Uncle Awkward

Again?